Sexy/Lifetime

I just found out that Empire, a magazine, which touts itself as “The World’s Best Movie Magazine”, recently awarded Keira Knightly as the sexiest movie star of all time. That’s all of time. Ever. The sexiest. Then they gave Lindsay Lohan a lifetime achievement award. I’m not even sure I can legally bed her and she’s getting a lifetime achievement award? The only explanation clear to me is the editor’s trying to get Knightly in the sack and the whole staff is trying to tell Lohan that her career is or should be over. The work of a lifetime. But Empire is a British magazine (ironic considering the current state of Britain’s empire) and is therefore clearly inbred, delusional and backwards. JK GB. BFF. Zeppelin rules!